I’ve been persuaded by conventional advertising that if I don’t have white teeth, I’m ugly. My teeth are certainly not yellow, but they aren’t paper colored either. I knew I needed to do something, so I consulted a dentist. That dentist kept trying to fool me into paying hundreds of dollars for all his experience, professional equipment, and sanitary conditions.
Luckily a single mom discovered a simple trick to whiten my teeth.
At first I was unsure, I mean why should I trust a single mom? Then I remembered all those feel-good stories on local news about how single moms overcome all obstacles. What was I thinking, of course single moms have the ‘common sense’ to develop new technology!
Their website is great! It’s so informative, and totes credible. I mean, they’ve been seen on ABC, Forbes, CBS, CNN and USA Today! When I click on those links, it takes me back to this site. Which just proves how important WS6 Alert is, other news sources link back to them!
WS6 Alert uses the exact same font as New York Times! So even though they say they aren’t “affiliated with any newspaper publication” it really feels like they are! I mean they even credit the prestigious news photo agency, “stock photography.”
I spent a lot of time on the site. I watched all the videos, and mailed them a $2.99 check every time they asked. When I finally decided to leave I got this message:
It looks really official, I’m not sure if I should navigate away from this page. The last time I didn’t follow instructions, my computer caught a virus! So I hit cancel.
Today I’m still on WS6alert.com, and my teeth couldn’t be whiter!
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November 25th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
All I can say is that you blog is too good!
December 11th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
This is an absolute CON!!! This person/mom recommending it doesn’t even exist. If you order the Free 14 day trial sample they will automatically bill the full amount of $89 USD two weeks after it is shipped to you – and they will not reverse the transaction. This is a CON, plain and simple. I am out $100 (inc the original shipping cost) now for a small sample. Please DO NOT make the same mistake. And please pass on this message to anyone you know is thinking of getting this product scam.
December 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
looks like i am back to my colgate and tooh brush