Probably not the way you want to get on ESPN. (Check out the ponytail takedown at 0:35)
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Damn!
The good news? Her team lost.
Making its way around the web today is this Craigslist ad seeking actors for a new 50 Cent film. They are casting quite a few parts. See if you can spot the typing errors below (hint: “50″ seems to be spelled correctly.)
Keep in mind, if you’re interested and you think you’ve got the goods, they are “seking maels to protry gang member.”
According to The Daily Beast, Nicolas Cage is suing his former business manager for $20 million for “sending Cage down a path toward financial ruin.”
Long story short, if Cage needs $20 million that bad, he’s in deep sh*t (20 mil is what he typically makes per movie).
And the article implies it might not be all his business manager’s fault. Because Cage was the one who bought the 12 houses, the castle in England, the estate in Germany, two Bahamian Islands (!), 50 cars, two yachts, Gulfstream jet, mini-zoo (including dogs, rare birds, snakes and lizards) and millions of dollars worth of comic books.
Best quote: “There also was a dinosaur skull that Cage purchased in 2007 for $276,000 in a heated auction with Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Read all about the insanity here: Nicolas Cage, Compulsive Spender
As BBC News is reporting, U2 is celebrating 20 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall by playing a free concert in the city… and building a wall around the event so no one without tickets can see or hear it.
A Berlin Wall concert that you can’t get to because it’s blocked by a giant wall? Man, sometimes these articles just write themselves…
Every cloud has a silver lining. Sure, Microsoft laid you off. But now you have more people to tell this to.
Upset they canceled the “Kirstie Alley is Fat” sitcom?
Finished with that “Kirstie Alley is Fat” book?
Well, you’re in luck: It’s time for the “Kirstie Alley is Fat” reality show.
And it’s okay to laugh… ‘cuz she’s making the jokes about herself! Yay!
Love him or hate him, Dane Cook is wealthier and more successful than you. Also, he’s apparently a big music fan. So Spin asked him his “Top 10 Things Not To Do At a Concert.”
Did this make me laugh? No. Did I find his advice useful? Not really. Did I click on it and read the whole damn thing? Yes.
And now you probably will, too.
View counts. We all over-value them (yes, I do it as well). Well, here’s a new mathematical theorem for determining your video’s success:
A few years ago, some idiot in Italy noticed that his dog was humping his cat. Rather than acting sanely (i.e. separating the two animals), said moron grabbed his camera, uploaded the video to youtube, slapped on a brilliant title (”My Dog F**k My Cat”) and an even more brilliant description (”kuku my bisexual dog can give pleasure to my cat all day and night!! mhhhhh.. miaoooooooooooooo”)
As of this posting, 1,154,679 people have watched it.
This seems like an excellent barometer for internet achievement.
For example, last year’s Funny Or Die-produced hit “Ron Howard’s Call To Action,” featuring an all-star cast and promoted on virtually every major news network, received a very respectable 2.58 My-Dog-F**k-My-Cats.
The very funny “Drunk History Vol. 2,” featuring A-list movie star Jack Black, has thus far earned 0.63 My-Dog-F**k-My-Cats.
You get the picture. You’re welcome.
This video is lighting up the internet. At first it made me happy. Now it makes me really sad.
As Hollywood insider Nikke Finke has pointed out, after only five weeks, Jay Leno has already gone on the offensive regarding his show’s crappy ratings/reviews. Some interesting highlights from a recent Leno interview:
And finally:
So, long story short… thirty more years of Jaywalking!
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