Exploiting The Recession: A Mom’s Trick to Whiter Teeth… IT WORKED FOR ME! [spam satire]
// Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 by Josh Heller
I’ve been persuaded by conventional advertising that if I don’t have white teeth, I’m ugly. My teeth are certainly not yellow, but they aren’t paper colored either. I knew I needed to do something, so I consulted a dentist. That dentist kept trying to fool me into paying hundreds of dollars for all his experience, professional equipment, and sanitary conditions.
Luckily a single mom discovered a simple trick to whiten my teeth.
