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Why are these terms trending? The world will never know.

Sometimes people decide to call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I try to find the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.

Oh so when a terrorist decides to surrender we call that a FAIL? I think that sounds a lot more like a WIN. Homeland security, if you set up more booths at more conventions, more terrorists will turn themselves in.

If you ever need to evacuate from a mall in Mexico its best to follow the designated route. If you have trouble escaping you might say “it’s a bitch of an evacuation” and this is how you’d say it in Spanish.

How could this be a FAIL? It’s an engineering miracle. The contractors have figured out a way to develop the world’s first invisible balcony.

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Sometimes people decide to call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I try to find the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.

If there’s one rule for Baby Party, it’s that EVERYONE ENJOY THEMSELVES. This INCLUDES smokers!

The benefit of putting a generator powered air conditioner on top of your car is that you can refuel and the generator, AT THE SAME TIME! Just don’t roll down the back window. (”Yo dawg I heard you like filling things with gas, so we put a gas powered generator in yo car, so you can refuel while you refuel.”)

Nobody has suggested that Carrot Top as a Bobcat is a FAIL, but in case they do, let me tell you: it is not. Bobcats are often considered the prop comics of the animal kingdom.

Those who’ve said that it’s a FAIL for Jon Gosselin to wear Ed Hardy ought to reconsider. Did you notice that he was wearing a backpack, probably full of school supplies? He’s sending an important message to youngsters EDUCATION IS COOL. If you can’t see that, you suffer from ignorance.

The only FAIL here is that this is no longer technically a bicycle, it is a Quintcycle, but it has a spacious basket, so overall you WIN.

I don’t know what a LIFE is but it’s definitely not a FAIL. This old dude can fully immerse himself in television. He’ll never miss another episode of Amos n Andy EVER AGAIN.

With the prevalence of student-teacher sex cases, this sign may actually be accurate. That being said, by investigating these magazines, it might be possible to discover which sexy teachers will strike next.

Do you agree that these are FAIL-FREE, or is that suggestion in fact a FAIL?