Posts Tagged ‘sex’

infoMania recap 11/12

// Friday, November 13th, 2009 by Josh Heller

infoMania again did a great job of being purely hilarious. It seems like the only way that cable news can describe the health bill is in terms of baseball. News simply does not know how to celebrate women in sports, unless maybe they are having threesomes.

Conor Knighton looks at Twilight New Moon Mania and Carrie Prejean Sex Tape.

Sarah Haskins fears every moment when she is not being protected by Broadview Security.

Have you ever noticed how news loves fat people, but only from the neck down?

Ben Hoffman’s returns to his passion… with a Tech Report on iPhone apps!!!!! This time they are sexxxy

Watch infoMania every Thursday at 10pm on Current TV. Watch last night’s episode.

New SuperNews! season launches Thursday! Emoticons have cybersex!

// Monday, November 9th, 2009 by Josh Heller

I am so excited that an all new season of SuperNews! is launching this Thursday night at 11pm!

This is a sneak peek from this week’s episode. Watch as Emoticons Have Cybersex.

Don’t miss the season premiere of SuperNews! this Thursday night at 11/10 central as part of Current’s “Thursday Night Block Party.” Look forward to eight half-hour episodes where the absurdities of everyday life will be pushed beyond reality in a hilarious universe of animated characters.

This season will bring back fan favorites, including technology obsessed office workers Craig and Darren, the beleaguered Obama administration, the self-obsessed hipsters and continued scathing satires of today’s political, pop-culture, and infamous figures.

“Season two is smarter, faster and more dangerous than ever with topical cartoons about Obama’s war with right wing media, America’s obsession with Vampires and Google’s Orwellian knowledge about everything you do,” said Josh Faure-Brac, “SuperNews!” creator.

For a SuperNews! primer, check out our new web page at www.current.com/supernews

Current Virals 11/6

// Friday, November 6th, 2009 by Josh Heller

These are your Current Virals for 11/6. Check out the latest virals at Current.com/virals.

circle board in new york city

Timescapes Timelapse: Mountain Light

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infoMania sneak peek: Animal Planet or Porno?

// Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 by Josh Heller

Mid-week lulls always improve with infoMania sneaky peekies. This week we’ve got one that asks: Animal Planet or Porno?

Enjoy!

Strippers, elections, corn-based energy and some FAILs, that I don’t think are FAILs (#7)

// Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 by Josh Heller

This is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are FAILs. Because not every FAIL is really a FAIL.

It’s that age old dispute: the stripper versus the gamers. These Russian strippers were hired to distract Counter-Strike players, during an important LAN party. They FAILed, thus allowing the gamers to score maximum points.

How did this sign FAIL? It suggested that rocks might fall, and rocks fell. You could get away with some clever points if you had the same picture but with no boulder in the middle of the road.

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Spammers got the trending term.

// Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 by Josh Heller

I said “joining twitter i guess, coworking convinced me” fifteen months ago. I was a fairly early adopter of this medium. I use Twitter professionally, that is I employ it to keep myself employed. I’ve been fully aware of its proliferation, it’s usage by mainstream media and moms. I’ve kept tabs on what has been happening on the microblog, and yesterday I witnessed something for the first time.

Spammers got the trending term.

My professional account, has been followed by unintelligible usernames with 48 x 48  images of “Britney Spears” fellating somebody. The following day I’d notice that I have fewer followers. These spambots were judged, prosecuted, and executed by Twitter admins.

So yesterday I was surprised when I saw this:

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Ben Hoffman is wearing a tuxedo!

// Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 by Josh Heller

Ben Hoffman, infoMania’s hard-hitting correspondent has been to many harrowing places. He’s gone to the depths of the San Fernando Valley to investigate 3D pornography. He’s gotten to the bottom of this healthcare debate at town hall meetings. He’s even battled cougars on their home turf.

Now, Ben Hoffman is wearing a tuxedo.

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Current Virals 10/8

// Thursday, October 8th, 2009 by Josh Heller

These are your Current Virals for 10/7. Check out the latest virals at Current.com/virals.

Jennifer Lopez – Fresh Out The Oven (ft. Pitbull)

Robert Burden’s Battle Cat

Pianotrappan

Funny Talking Animals – Walk On The Wild Side

#1 Video:
Nicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH!

Some FAILs, that I don’t think are FAILs #2

// Thursday, October 1st, 2009 by Josh Heller

Sometimes people decide to call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I try to find the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.

epic fail pictures

If there’s one rule for Baby Party, it’s that EVERYONE ENJOY THEMSELVES. This INCLUDES smokers!

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/car-ac-fail.jpg

The benefit of putting a generator powered air conditioner on top of your car is that you can refuel and the generator, AT THE SAME TIME! Just don’t roll down the back window. (”Yo dawg I heard you like filling things with gas, so we put a gas powered generator in yo car, so you can refuel while you refuel.”)

Nobody has suggested that Carrot Top as a Bobcat is a FAIL, but in case they do, let me tell you: it is not. Bobcats are often considered the prop comics of the animal kingdom.

Those who’ve said that it’s a FAIL for Jon Gosselin to wear Ed Hardy ought to reconsider. Did you notice that he was wearing a backpack, probably full of school supplies? He’s sending an important message to youngsters EDUCATION IS COOL. If you can’t see that, you suffer from ignorance.

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bike-cart-fail.jpg

The only FAIL here is that this is no longer technically a bicycle, it is a Quintcycle, but it has a spacious basket, so overall you WIN.

I don’t know what a LIFE is but it’s definitely not a FAIL. This old dude can fully immerse himself in television. He’ll never miss another episode of Amos n Andy EVER AGAIN.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-teacher-created-fail.jpg

With the prevalence of student-teacher sex cases, this sign may actually be accurate. That being said, by investigating these magazines, it might be possible to discover which sexy teachers will strike next.

Do you agree that these are FAIL-FREE, or is that suggestion in fact a FAIL?