Today’s Important News: Keanu Reeves Bares his Hyde, Statham is a Mechanic and Art Films Flop After Cannes

// May 8th, 2009 by John Lichman

Friday means fun day (and the day after a brand new episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show), so let’s have some fun news!

  • Keanu Reeves will star in a new adapation of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. [Cue Joke About Transformations] [THR]
  • Jason Statham confirmed to be in The Mechanic remake. [Cue Joke about "The" Statham Roles.] [Variety]
  • Part 1 of the Worst to Best Star Trek flicks. [Make Even vs. Odd joke] [Big Hollywood]
  • First reactions to Terry Gilliam’s Dr. Parnassus float in. [No Joke.] [RiskyBizBlog]
  • The New York Asian Film Festival drops the rest of its’ hot titles. [YATTA!] [Twitch]
  • Shocking report: Art films don’t sell as well as blockbusters to real people outside of Cannes. [Duh.] [Variety]

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