One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, we’re on an airplane! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. But the jerk in 14A on Virgin Americas flight 704 sure is a jerk. News time!
- -Robert Rodat (of Saving Private Ryan) is Sam Raimi’s choice for penning World of Warcraft. [Current]
- -The writers behind Date Night have succesfully pitched Paramount on a $2 million pitch that’ll be produced by J.J. Abrams. For their sake, it better be more Star Trek than Cloverfield. [Variety]
- -Third verse! Same as the…second? But yes, Variety republished news that Strand acquired Catherine Breillat’s Bluebeard from last Friday. [Variety]
- -Speaking of vague attempts at news, Sam Raimi speaks on Spider-Man 4 without saying anything. [MTV Splash Page]
- -Roman Polanski knows supporting him is “counterproductive.” He also knows he’s in jail. So. [NYT]
- -Angelina Jolie replaces Charlize Theron on The Tourist, which appears to be about random actors and actresses dropping roles associated with the film. [Current]
- -Brian Michael Bendis likes a script he read for Thor. Swell. [SHH!]
-John Lichman