After the dust settled and Going Rogue was released, former Alaska governer Sarah Palin is a bonafide literary superstar. Then again, the entire idea of Parasalin’ with her is enticing.
It’s no secret, we’ve moved up in the world. Everyone has a gold-plated toilet seat, diamond encrusted phones and I even have my own wing of the office. But we felt that we had to show you around our new digs and point out that we’re at the same studio where they shoot Mad Men.
You know what the easiest way to get me to watch a video is? Say Aubrey Plaza’s in it.
Then say, “Hey. So is Gemberling.”
I’ll say, “John Gemberling?
And by then I’ll watch it. Congratulations, College Humor. You’ve caught me again.
Maybe you saw 2012 this weekend (and if you did, submit a review for the show.) Maybe you became enamored with Charlie Frost (Woody Harrleson) and his conspiracy theories in the park.
Maybe you want more of Charlie. Well, the viral advertising team figured you may take a shine to this wondrous crackpot whose videos appear to be Harrleson just cracking wise with the scope of the material. But you can check out his channel here.
It’s Sunday! Go outside! See a movie…and if you see 2012, Fantastic Mr. Fox or The Messeneger, upload a review here for The Rotten Tomatoes Show.
Until then, let’s talk about everyone’s favorite film: Gummo.
Seriously. I’ve got nothing that beats this video. Nothing.
Except a brand new Rotten Tomatoes Show tonight at 10:30 pm on Current, as part of The Thursday Night Block Party. (read that in Don LaFontaine’s voice, by the way.)
Occasionally, you can tell how the day is going to go based on the news you read in the morning. Can you figure out your day?
Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
The Call of Duty madness is happening today. Thousands upon thousands of trillions of people are eschewing important responsibilites and jobs so they can play what may be, the most awesome video game ever.
GameDaily compares it to drinking energy drinks. It has a 96 on Metacritic. It is even being parodied by The Onion, as seen above.
So why am I linking to this? Because I didn’t pre-order it and the guy at my local GameStop wouldn’t let me buy it before midnight. Now I have to wait. And wait. And wait.
[h/t: kotaku]
MOVE YOUR DEAD BONES-BON-BONES-BONES. RE-ANIMATE YOUR FEET!
No, seriously. You should go to the New Beverly Theater on Saturday at midnight to see Re-Animator with Stuart Gordon and Jeffery Combs.
And ask them who Dr. Re-Animator really is.
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