Archive for the ‘Movie Review’ Category

The Messenger reviewed by The Rotten Tomatoes Show

// Friday, November 20th, 2009 by John Lichman

The Messenger continues opening in wider release this week and has 89 percent on the Tomatometer. So what’s the verdict on this story about two Army officers who must inform dead soldiers’ families about the bad news? Watch on as Brett, Ellen and our cadre of webcammers fill you in.

The Weekend Peekend with New Moon, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans and More

// Friday, November 20th, 2009 by John Lichman

It’s looking mighty clear that Twilight Saga: New Moon will be the big dog this weekend, but don’t just take my word. Let Brett and Ellen give you a quick guide to what’s out today and after the jump, we’ll go line by line into your vampire alternatives.

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Fantastic Mr. Fox reviewed by The Rotten Tomatoes Show

// Friday, November 20th, 2009 by John Lichman

Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox is getting a bigger roll-out next week, but we believe it important enough to merit news now. Since it is fantastic. And even though you can lump it into a “Wes Anderson film,” do note that it is probably the best thing you could watch this weekend.

Or next weekend.

Or any weekend.

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2012 reviewed by The Rotten Tomatoes Show

// Friday, November 20th, 2009 by John Lichman

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but you should mostly feel okay about it. Want to know why 2012 may not be the worst disaster-porn film ever? Let Brett, Ellen and our legion of webcammers explain why that is.

Friday’s Important News: A New Rotten Tomatoes Show, New Moon’s Takeover and The Dreaming Machine

// Friday, November 20th, 2009 by John Lichman

On this week’s episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show, we review 2012, Fantastic Mr. Fox and The Messenger; John Woo gives us his Five Favorite Films and “Ellen” Fox helps us learn the Confessions of a Serial Vampire Dater.

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Go Home or Twi-Hard

// Thursday, November 19th, 2009 by John Lichman

Jordan Hoffman may have been kidding when he tweeted: if 100 people RT this, I will do my New Moon InstaReview with my shirt off. But we’ll never know. Because he remained true to his word.

If you’re not Team Jordan, then we’ll gladly pull your hair and make you like Team Jordan.

So Who’s On The Rotten Tomatoes Show Tonight?

// Thursday, November 19th, 2009 by John Lichman

Click on to find out which webcammer made it onto the show and their full review for 2012, Fantastic Mr. Fox and The Messenger.

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Precious Reviewed by The Rotten Tomatoes Show

// Sunday, November 15th, 2009 by John Lichman

If you’re unsure about Lee Daniels’ Precious, keep in mind it is still third in overall box office while being on 173 screens nationwide. Best of all, Precious expands further next Friday. So check out what Brett, Ellen and our webcam reviewers had to say about it.

A Christmas Carol reviewed by The Rotten Tomatoes Show

// Friday, November 13th, 2009 by John Lichman

Torn on the dead eyes of Robert Zemeckis’ A Christmas Carol? Why not let Brett, Ellen and our group of dedicated low-fi cinephiles break it down for you?

2012 reviewed by The Numbers

// Thursday, November 12th, 2009 by Ellen Fox

John Cuscak wants to check out the numbers.

John Cuscak wants to check out the numbers.

1. I saw the preview of 2012 on Monday, which was way over in Westwood.

2. I didn’t know shit about Roland Emmerich. Isn’t he the German guy who wrote that Oprah book “The Power of Now”? No, that’s Eckhart Tolle. He’s boring. This is the German guy who made Independence Day.

3. Writer/director Emmerich’s movie is about how in 2012, just as the Mayans predicted, all the planets will line up causing the tectonic plates to shift and blah blah blah…. LET’S SEE SOME PANTIES DROPPIN’!!!!

The Droppin’ Continues After the Jump