There comes a time in every man’s life that Secret Movie Confessions must occur, regardless of who they are. Maybe it shouldn’t be that surprising that Mike White, whose established a clear cult fan base with his work on Freaks and Geeks, along with School of Rock, Nacho Libre and Chuck and Buck.
But it’s his Secret Movie Confession that may put heaven on their minds.
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Granted, I haven’t been in the office for a while. But coupled with the news that Marge Simpson is modeling in Playboy, I can’t help but say I thought Brett’s confession was timely.
In fact, it reminds me of a gentler time when it was normal and healthy to have 2-D crushes. So what if being a furry is questionable, that squirrel from Sword and the Stone was hot! So was Ariel and Belle and…
What? You mean it was never normal and it’s in fact a warped stigma? Oh.
But that’s only if you didn’t like someone like, say, Rogue from the old X-Men cartoon. That’s fine, right? (No?)
Man. Is this going to be awkward when I get back today.
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-John Lichman
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