In honor of hump day, we’ve compiled a list of our favorite things that Lady Gaga has humped in her videos.
A Pile of Money
I applaud Gaga for cutting out the middleman and simply humping a pile of money.
The Floor
Call the Rug Doctor. He’ll fix your rugs.
A Statue
This is actually the most human thing on this list so far, so I’m all for Lady Gaga humping this statue, even if it is an innocent Roman boy just trying to eat some grapes.
A Subway Turnstyle
“How much is the toll? $1.75?! How about I just hump you and we call it even, turnstyle?”
Two Dudes and a Bench
It really says something when I’m more worried about Gaga’s lady parts getting the public subway bench dirty than vice versa.
An Ironing Board
There’s only one way to work a good crease into your pants.
The Street
You know you’re hardcore when you’re humping the mean streets of New York, and you’re the one wearing the dominatrix hat.
An Entire Party
Believe it or not, but when you combine the smell of pheromones, metabolized alcohol, crushed adderall, and Tag body spray, it’s actually quite pleasant.
And this is how the great Orca Flu outbreak of 2009 all started. At least it’s a mammal.
I hope the whale has a safe word.
Would somebody please make an animated GIF out of this? There’s more here around the 3:15 mark.
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April 30th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
oh goodness, that was one of the best laughs i’ve had this year! phew.. my abs hurt.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:07 am
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while and I’m a huge Gaga fan….thanks for the laugh
May 1st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
silly boy silly boy
May 6th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
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July 2nd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Lady Gaga has to be my favorite singer these days. She has a very good sense of fashion, a Mezzo Soprano voice and some freakin dance moves.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:04 am
lady gaga might not be a very beautiful singer but she can sing and dance well.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:43 am
you are all joking right? she is the most fake person in this universe. she tries so hard. she took what gwen s started and tried to make it her own thing. and its not working. people that try too hard are annoying and silly. her face makes baby jesus cry.
July 14th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Anything to distract from her plain face.
July 16th, 2009 at 3:45 am
Hilarious! LMAO of at the public subway.
July 16th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Poker Face and Just Dance simple rocks! more power to Lady Gaga.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Lady Gaga is da bomb. Poker Face and Starstruck are so cool to listen.
July 28th, 2009 at 9:11 am
what a skank!!!! lagy kaka pisses me off… her music sucks.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
those two dudes and that bench look totally into it